A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
"Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there! " The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party? "
"No, " says his advisor, "in her biology class."
Yes, I loved going to Sea World. Used to live down the street from Sea World. Went there to see the animals every other evening and go for a walk after work. It was so peaceful back then and such a beautiful walking park. Now, not so nice since the Belgian beer co. purchased it. The wonderful hospitality building & beer tasting school are gone. :( Do not care for their version of Sea World anymore.
KarenBuglet
May 4, 2020
That's too bad that it is not as enjoyable since the sale. I haven't been there since 1997.
These guys are such graceful swimmers. I guess it's old news to you down under folks but these seemingly placid animals can use the stinger like a rapier and attack. One did and killed Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter. The stinger pierced him through the heart. A cameraman was filming Steve at the time and didn't realize he was hurt at first the whole thing happened so fast and without any struggle. They got Steve in the boat but the wound was fatal and he died before help arrived. He was 44. So sad. He has 2 kids. This happened in 2014.
You all stay safe and don't take any unnecessary chances.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
"Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there! " The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party? "
"No, " says his advisor, "in her biology class."
You all stay safe and don't take any unnecessary chances.