Good morning all you fellow puzzlers.That is such a cute little dog, but I agree with you Aussie would hate to groom it. Everyone stay safe.
ParsonWayne
Dec 31, 2016
I would hate to bride him also. lol
ParsonWayne
Jan 1, 2017
It could be hard to bride-le it long enough to groom it.
darambo
Jan 1, 2017
All right ParsonWayne you got me in trouble this morning :) hahaha!!! Hope you and Mrs. PW are well. Prayers for both of you for health and happiness in this new year and thanks for all the amusing puns ( I really enjoy them ) Be safe!
ParsonWayne
Jan 2, 2017
Mrs. PW has had to put up with my puns for 39 years, but I don't feel sorry for her. She has said some good ones herself.
I knew a man with one leg names Carl. I never did find out the name of the other leg.
My friend was tap dancing until he fell into the sink and broke his ankle.
One lady said that her husband broke his finger today; but on the other hand, he was completely fine.
My pastor really DID fall off of his tractor in December and slipped and fell breaking both bones in his right wrist, so he is partially disabled. I don't dare tell him any more jokes. I don't want him to fall for them and break his other wrist.
I think it's time for me to take a break or brake from these puns.
darambo
Jan 2, 2017
NO ParsonWayne don't take a break, everyone on this site enjoys your puns so much, just don't tell anymore to your paster. You are just too funny!!! You and Mrs.PW stay safe.
retirenow14
Jan 3, 2017
I personally must thank you, ParsonWayne, for your witty puns. I have improved my Just Jumble scores recently. Honestly, I think that reading your puns have reprogrammed my mind to think in that way. Thereby giving me a pun mindset. Yeah!!
ParsonWayne
Jan 5, 2017
I think my mind was programmed that way from the big inning when I played baseball in grade school.
ParsonWayne
Jan 7, 2017
I am a broken man. Here are some of the things that have cracked me up:
How are a green apple and a red apple alike? They're both red, except for the green one.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
I refused to believe that my road worker dad was stealing from the job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
ParsonWayne
Jan 10, 2017
After some of the comments, I feel compelled to add some more puns since it is O-pun season:
Son: "I'm gonna bite Bambi! " Mother: "Don't chew deer! "
Scientists have developed an artificial stomach implant, but it's still intestine stage!
The real reason octuplets are so uncommon is they're 8 typical!
Where do you take a sick sandwich? To the mayo clinic!
The king of Thebes was forbidden to operate a chariot because Oedipus Wrecks!
Napoleonic wars were really about toilets. Napoleon was a staunch believer in privies, but the Duke of Wellington gave his all for the water loo!
Dictatorial monarchs fear the press. They're terrified of break king news!
Critical skill for an income tax preparer: Deductive reasoning!
Why did the moron stay in the dark place beneath the bleachers when the Yankees played? He wanted to under stand the game!
Very cute! I thought that it wa the same as a yorkshire terrier but there are differences. If you google them you will find them out. Yorkies are one of my favourites. If I were to own a dog, that is what I would want.
"Sometimes, the scariest thing you will ever have to do is trust God to fight the battles you can no longer fight."
– Shannon L. Alde
Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been. Alan Alda
Good night and God bless. Hugs.
I knew a man with one leg names Carl. I never did find out the name of the other leg.
My friend was tap dancing until he fell into the sink and broke his ankle.
One lady said that her husband broke his finger today; but on the other hand, he was completely fine.
My pastor really DID fall off of his tractor in December and slipped and fell breaking both bones in his right wrist, so he is partially disabled. I don't dare tell him any more jokes. I don't want him to fall for them and break his other wrist.
I think it's time for me to take a break or brake from these puns.
How are a green apple and a red apple alike? They're both red, except for the green one.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
I refused to believe that my road worker dad was stealing from the job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Son: "I'm gonna bite Bambi! " Mother: "Don't chew deer! "
Scientists have developed an artificial stomach implant, but it's still intestine stage!
The real reason octuplets are so uncommon is they're 8 typical!
Where do you take a sick sandwich? To the mayo clinic!
The king of Thebes was forbidden to operate a chariot because Oedipus Wrecks!
Napoleonic wars were really about toilets. Napoleon was a staunch believer in privies, but the Duke of Wellington gave his all for the water loo!
Dictatorial monarchs fear the press. They're terrified of break king news!
Critical skill for an income tax preparer: Deductive reasoning!
Why did the moron stay in the dark place beneath the bleachers when the Yankees played? He wanted to under stand the game!
A polluted reservoir has H2 woes!