Sad news for some and good news for others, my membership in Crazy4Jigsaws is renewed for another year. Although it is difficult for me to do the puzzles because of my Parkinson's Disease, I can still comment and make those "rare" puns.
Hi Parson Wayne--in case you still drop by and have stayed a member, I want to say you were in rare form this day. I'm copying your puns to send to my brother who loves this sort of thing. I think I speak for everyone on the site...we miss you. Hope you are well enough to enjoy a beautiful Christmas.
Lol anger issues??? wait till u do the wrong stitches....or every time the thread knots up....i love doing cross stitch....do the ones that are already printed until u get the hang of it...counted cross stitch is harder...worse, is needlepoint...i love them all...making a baby quilt now...after I do my puzzles..and of course, housework..
ParsonWayne
so sorry that you are leaving us
i have looked forward to see your coments every day
praying for you
C4J wont be the same
GOD BLE
Taffi
Dec 19, 2017
He is staying with us. Our Punster is not leaving. I'd miss him if he did leave. Thank you for sticking around, PW. Hugs!
dbnc2
Dec 19, 2017
That makes me happy
ParsonWayne
Dec 19, 2017
Thank you, Taffi. I would miss having a place to inflict my puns on so many people.
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for? "
"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool! "
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."
ParsonWayne
Dec 21, 2017
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold
Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
dbnc2
Dec 21, 2017
Another good on PW
ParsonWayne
Dec 24, 2017
Did I tell this story before?
Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.
Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.
Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas
What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells
so sorry that you are leaving us
i have looked forward to see your coments every day
praying for you
C4J wont be the same
GOD BLE
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for? "
"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool! "
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."
With his North Pole-aroid
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold
Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.
Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.
Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas
What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells