"God is in control. Trust Him. He has a plan for everything. He has a great plan for you. Have faith." Sergeo Bell
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. " Boom Boom lol
Loved the cute story. It reminded me of the little boy who told the pastor: "I really liked your sermon this morning, Especially when it was finished."
JAMP124
Sep 14, 2016
When my cousin was about three, her mother said to her during the church service, "Now the minister is going to tell us a story." When the sermon went on a bit too long, the three-year-old said in a loud whisper, "This sure is a long story."
aussiesapphire
Sep 14, 2016
Great stories PW and Jamp. Sent them to my pastor who has a great sense of humour. Hugs.
ParsonWayne
Sep 16, 2016
I also thought about the gut that was addicted to brake fluid, but said he could stop any time.
ParsonWayne
Sep 18, 2016
I meant to say the guy that was addicted to brake fluid said he could stop anytime. - not gut. If it was gut, I would have put a : there.
aussiesapphire
Sep 18, 2016
Lol, I think we worked out what you meant. Still funny PW - Keep up the good work. Hugs.
"God is in control. Trust Him. He has a plan for everything. He has a great plan for you. Have faith." Sergeo Bell
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. " Boom Boom lol
Bless you all. Hugs.