Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion's eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved.
The first man looks back and shouts, "Why are you not running? "
The second man replies, "Why should I be running? You're the one who threw the sand."
That's so funny, AS. Thanks. How would he know which one was lion to him?
aussiesapphire
Dec 26, 2017
LOL PW - Hugs to you and PMW lol
ParsonWayne
Dec 30, 2017
I heard a similar story about 2 men in a jungle. 1 man was busily writing about their adventures while the other one was reading a novel he brought along on the journey. A lion saw them but realized he could only eat one of them. Which one did he choose?
Then he remembered that writers cramp but Readers Digest.
They really look good! I have had enough food in the last 2 days to last me for a while. Don't want to get on the scales for awhile! Hope you all had a good holiday season--for whatever you celebrate.
I just left all the extra food with my sister and she will have her son, daughter-in-law and three granddaughters there from today for a few days and her daughter, son-in-law and two granddaughters there for a few days as well, so she will need all the extra food she can get lol. Hugs.
This disproves what my math teachers tried to teach me many years ago when they said that pie are square. Here is proof that pie are round. Cakes can be square or round.
Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion's eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved.
The first man looks back and shouts, "Why are you not running? "
The second man replies, "Why should I be running? You're the one who threw the sand."
Good night and God bless. Hugs.
Then he remembered that writers cramp but Readers Digest.