This online jigsaw puzzle is great for kids and adults. These colorful patterned letters might be used for a craft project or decoration on a child's wall.
Thought I'd share a joke today and cause a smile or two:
Gladys and her husband, Harvey, are getting ready for bed. She is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey, " she comments, "I stare into this mirror, and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, my shoulders are stooped, my skin is thin with lots of age spots, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg! "
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment, and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well -- there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at the First Methodist Church.
And any jury composed of women will find Gladys NOT GUILTY! Good one, Luvs.
pixipixil
Apr 9, 2018
That's a double-barreled one, LuvsWesterns. My ucle is quite upset about ads that have the wives treating their husbands like dummies. Most jokes, though, do the reverse. Maybe that's why it's mostly the men who remember the punch lines.
aussiesapphire
Apr 9, 2018
Hahaha - how cruel luvswesterns, but very funny. Hugs.
LuvsWesterns
Apr 10, 2018
Jokes always have a foil, and with men/women stories, it's one or the other. Same with jokes about blondes or ethnicities. But we can usually change the foil around to please us and the way we tell the joke. One of my favorite jokes is one my dad used to tell. He was Welsh -- immigrated with his mom and siblings in the '20s. Seems like an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scot and an Welshman all decided to go fishing together and see if they could come up with some common interests. And, they did have a few interesting conversations. When they came back to shore, the Englishman said, "It's been a grand day, and, you know, we do have some things in common. In fact, I think if I wasn't an Englishman I wouldn't mind being a Scotsman." And the Scotsman said, "Oh, indeed, I found it so, too. I guess if I wasn't a Scotsman, I wouldn't mind being an Irishman." And the Irishman said, "Fine, fine, find day. In the spirit of cooperation, I guess if I wasn't an Irishman, I wouldn't mind being a Welshman." The Welshman thought for awhile and finally said, "You know, fellas, I really have to say that if I wasn't a Welshman, I'd rather be dead." Stubborn, ethnocentric Welshman! And, aren't we all that way, sometimes? You all have a great day and laugh when you can. It's great medicine.
Gladys and her husband, Harvey, are getting ready for bed. She is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey, " she comments, "I stare into this mirror, and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, my shoulders are stooped, my skin is thin with lots of age spots, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg! "
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment, and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well -- there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at the First Methodist Church.